Australia is relatively zombie-free, according to the Map of the Dead. Picture: Courtesy of Doejo Source: No Source
NO-BRAINER: Stay in Australia if you want to survive. Picture: AP Source: AFP
WHEN it comes to the zombie apocalypse, Australia is still the lucky country.
When the world becomes overrun by the brain-munching, foot-dragging undead�- Aussies will be relatively safe, according to the Map of the Dead.
Creators Doejo have turned Google Maps into a survival guide, showing users the best and worst locations during a zombie outbreak.
The detailed battle plan includes red areas highlighting zombie danger zones and potential supply locations - featuring hospitals, gun shops, military bases and bottleshops.
Typically, cities are considered zombie breeding grounds, while parks and wilderness areas are safe zones.
You want to survive? Avoid Sydney. Picture: Courtesy of Doejo
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Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane should be avoided, according to the map. However, Fraser Island appears to be the perfect location to pick off those brain suckers as they attempt to cross the water.
And anyone who has seen Zombies Vs Shark will know rotting flesh is just as appealing to sharks as young, buff surfers.
Fraser Island would be a great place to hide out the zombie invasion. Picture: Courtesy of Doejo
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Australians thinking of heading to London for the Olympics may want to reconsider, should Old Blighty suffer zombie fever.
According to Map of the Dead, Old London Town is literally a breeding ground for the brain dead (The Only Way Is Essex, anyone?).
Uh-oh, London is, like, totes a zombie haven. Picture: Courtesy of Doejo
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Earlier this month Vladimir Putin confirmed Russia has been testing mind-bending psychotronic guns that can effectively turn people into zombies.
And with Texan Austin Fleming creating the Vagabond Mobile Zombie Safe House Device, Aussies should feel confident come the Day of the Dead.
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